Ja Rule Hater

1.) A person that knows whats big in the hip hop world, that kinda rules ja rule out right there.

2.) A person that knows that ja rule is a tupac wannabe, the only thing tupac and ja rule have in common is an early death, you know what i mean!!!

ja rule is 2 foot tall and thinks hes tupac, i just laugh my ass off at him, doe ray me - d12, i instruct ja rule to listen to it!!!

by realestni99a4eva April 30, 2005

Brule's Ruled

To give someone completely obvious and needless advice/criticism.

If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, dummy! I just totally Brule's ruled you!

by silentsid October 9, 2009

Screw the Rules, I Have Money!

Seto Kaiba's catchphrase from yu gi oh the abridged series created by LittleKuriboh. First used when he lost a children's card game to yu gi.

Usage: to shun authority or to tease by flaunting one's wealth.
can be adapted to fit the situation.

ex. 1
Yu gi: Did you just summon a lot of monsters all at once.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yu gi: You can't do that, it's against the rules.
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
ex. 2
Person 1: leeroy, you dumb ass, you just fucked up our plan.
Leeroy: Screw the Plan, I Have Chicken!

by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

Riley

The most Awesome person ever! Super chill, loves sleeping, loves food, hates exercise. But is still in really good shape. A turtle can probably outrun this. Beautiful locks of love, and wonderful smile that brightens your day. The ultimate sexy super hero who loves nutella. :)

I just ate nutella....I' such a riley!

by awe21ful October 21, 2010

five second rule

A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.

*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*

Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.

by PunkOrNot August 16, 2005

rules 1 and 2

1. You do not talk about /b/.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.

What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.

rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids, idiot

by Daymoon April 9, 2008

Riley

Sweet, always loving, not easily mad, always forgiving, kinda attractive, caring, pretty random, good friend, fantastic boyfriend, great listener, always trying to fix things to make other happy, likes taking things slow and easy, likes to enjoy life to the fullest, loves music especially rock music.

Just plain amazing person :)

Riley, you're one of the best boyfriends ever.

by sirenee October 13, 2011