rosebuds

a little miracle that occurs when you hold in farts, but your pooper accidentally releases a dollop of poop that is shaped like a rosebud into yer gitch

I hate doing my husbands laundry, he always leaves rosebuds in his manties

by KernalFart October 17, 2010

The Rose Bowl

Fuck $C. Fuck $C. Fuck $C.

The Rose Bowl.

Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.

by jon November 16, 2004

Rose Golden Shower

When a girl urinates on you while she is on her period. Making the urine look like rose gold.

Dude! I love it when my girl is on her period
Why?
Rose Golden Shower
Doesn't it smell and taste like rusty coins
Hell yea it does!!

by PeezyFaSheezy December 21, 2010

Horny Rose

The act of ejaculating on the stem of an uncut rose, than impregnating an unsuspecting teen by forcibly sticking the rose in their genitals, swabbing it around so to rub the semen off in her ovaduct, and pulling it out.

Mickey Rourke: Danny! You bought me a rose! How sweet!

Danny Trejo: Don't touch! It's covered in... me...

Mickey Rourke" What the hell?! What's your problem?!

Danny Trejo: I'm going to give Miley Cyrus the good old horny rose (wink wink)!

Mickey Rourke: Why the hell would you do that?!

Danny Trejo: Someone's gotta pass on the Trejo legacy!

Mickey Rourke: Is she old enough to take care of a kid?

Danny Trejo: If she were, would it technically be the horny rose?

Mickey Rourke: I guess not. Hey, man, I gotta go!

Danny Trejo: Why?

Mickey Rourke: Because this Urban Dictionary example is getting far too long.

by Raythejizzmopper October 29, 2010

jane rose

A beautiful, nerdy kind of girl. the kind of one who likes anime wayy to much. also known as my best-friend.

damn, did you see jane rose kick auston to the ground today?

yeah, that was brutal.

by FannyFrown February 4, 2018

Emily rose

Something that is beautiful, but smells like roses dipped in caca!

That chick is so hot but smells like a emily rose..

by Dwreck June 9, 2018

long stem rose

The forceful insertion of a female's middle finger into the unsuspecting and soon to be bewildered poop cave of her man.

After being choke-fucked in the laundrymat, Jill retaliated with a long stem rose.

by Papa Delta December 14, 2008