Robert

A guy who is indescribable in a bad way. He wears his top inside out and is annoying and more annoying case closed

*person one being annoying *
Person two : stop being a Robert

by Beththebitcg May 9, 2019

Robert

Robert is a dickhead who will never find love he plays rainbow six Seige isnt of play minecraft. he loves the part in south park where cartman shits himself

dude: look theres Robert

Robert; fuck the jews

by anti Robert gang October 11, 2019

knob robber

a person who robs knobs on a daily basis.

ted is being such a knob robber today

by jon zieba August 1, 2008

arjen robben

One of the best football players in the world, but hated by butthurt Mexicans.

Butthurt Mexican: Arjen Robben sucks! He dived!
Non butthurt person: Get over it, sore loser!

by Shia Labeauf December 24, 2016

Dirty Roben

When you are sitting on your partners face and you are shoving a dildo up their ass and they throw up into your asshole.

My girlfriend was acting up so I gave her a dirty roben.

by mr uno pumpo December 15, 2020

pulling a robert

when your playing a video game, and run off a cliff for no consernable reason.

guy 1: i see someone to the left.

guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes

by U.R.Mom December 3, 2010

Sperm bank robber

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.

Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...

by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018