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Retardalyse

Retardalyse - An analysis given by someone either mentally inadequate or completely stupid that when spoken, either reassures their handicap or stupidity.
For the love of God, dont retardalyse this Kenny.
by Ruyai October 1, 2009
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Retardable

A combination of being retarded but lovable. Usually describing a guy's antics. A term of endearment.
My boyfriend is so retardable, he got me a Pepsi but I wanted a Coke!
by qtpie009 October 16, 2010
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flame retardant

Person or object used by males to block advances from memebers of the same sex.
I had to go to a gay bar with my friend Christopher the other night so I invited my friend Laura to go and pretend to be my girl friend and act as a Flame Retardant.
by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010
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Quality Retard

There are some idiots, then some idiots who really can't function. The cream of the crop, they lack basic understanding of a subject, yet attempt to look down on people with that understanding.
Some people are arguing in parody about politics in order to make fun of the Republican party, but then the quality retard patronizes the people about politics, when it's obvious they don't know anything about politics or the Republican Party.

Someone who walks into a hospital room and amicably punches his friend who just got a whole host of injections in the punched arm.

Someone with birth defects, but not enough that you actually feel bad.
by Eric Chaperone August 11, 2010
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stay hard retard

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.
honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back
by burbman1969 November 17, 2020
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Get me hard, Retard

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.
Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"
by sharu3 November 16, 2018
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retardamo

Another word for retarded, can also be used as retardamoed.
"That movie was so retardamoed, I'm gonna go kick some midgets"
by Oggs December 3, 2005
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