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Ronald McDonald

The most horrifying person i've ever met.

Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.

For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.

I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.

Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.

Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).

With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!
The girl who was victim of getting molested by Ronald McDonald was traumatized for years.

She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).
by Nangko January 6, 2012
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Cristiano Ronaldo

The greatest footballer to ever play the game . He has been number for the past 10 years, often regarded better than Maradona, Leo Messi and even Pélé
He is the greatest player in,before and after generation.
Synonyms; G.O.A.T, CR7, Uefa Cristiano League
Cristiano Ronaldo deserved the 2018 Ballon d'or
The G.O.A.T Just scored a hattrick in the UCL semis
by Slaat February 5, 2020
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ronaldinho

considered to be the best soccer player in the world. His real name is Ronaldo de Assis Moreira, when he started his soccer career with Brazil, the team decided to call him Ronaldinho Gaucho, which soon became Ronaldinho.Ronaldinho was born in Porto Algere, Brazil on March 21, 1980. Ronaldinho was born the youngest of 3. His brother Roberto and his father joao were both amature soccer players. Roberto signed pro but his career ended early due to injury. Ronaldinho's father died when he was 8 because of a heart attack in the family's pool. Ronaldinho became very interested in beach soccer, also commonly known as futsol. Soon a scout saw him playing on the beach with his friends and quickly signed him to Barcelona. After being on the Barcelona team for 2 years Brazil signed him to the national team. Ronaldinho now has 1 son, joao (named after his father) and is making 30 million dollars a year. Whenever media asks him how it feels to be the best he says " I don't feel that I am any better than my teamates on brazil, or barcelona, I just feel like i'm on the beach of Porto Algere trying my best to make myself feel accomplished"
male soccer fan 1: wow that Ronaldinho is really good!
male soccer fan 2: too bad he probley dosent get any girls, i mean look at those teeth
male soccer fan 1: he's making 30 million a year, he can pay for a little somethin somethin if you know what I mean
male soccer fan 2: haha yeah, if I was making 30 million a year i know what i'd be spendin it on....
by Suzy June 18, 2006
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Ronald be Bad

Ronald be Bad is an adjective used to describe badasses, tough-guys, etc. This first reported usage of Ronald be Bad was sometime in the late 60's. Apparently, two men in a diner disputed over who was the toughest. The two decided to settle the matter by arm wrestling. The contest ended after a one hour stalemate. The two men shook hands, and decided to listen to some music on the jukebox. The song they chose was "Run that Beat Back" by Flyhands McGregors (a New Orleans Jazz artist). One of the men, mistakingly thought that McGregors was saying "Ronald be Bad", so he adopted the term to describe himeself. The what died down somewhat years later, but it is still occasionally used in the South and Midwest.
Wearing a leather jacket and driving a motorcycle doesn't automatically make you a Ronald be Bad.
by Cranberry Slim December 8, 2004
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Ronalene

She is a hardworking person. Always thinks positive and never gives up. Is shy and only has close friends. She's really nice and beautiful too.
Good job Ronalene!
by 지민 October 22, 2018
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Royaltey Loyalty

The expression of devotedness to world renown writer, producer, and director Hope Royaltey; steadfast allegiance to all of Hope Royaltey's endeavors including, but not limited to: FlagshipTV.com, "The P@ssionate & The Privileged", and a wide variety of fun & exciting, interactive Twitter trivia games. Brilliantly conceived by the Captain's Body Slave.
You decided to play Twames (TM) instead of going to your own birthday party??? That sure is some Royaltey Loyalty you've got goin' there!
by Gertie, SuggestionBoxGuardian November 15, 2010
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Clash Royale

A game that guys play and lose their girlfriends because they pay more attention to the game than them
Are you playing clash royale?
Shhhh I’m busy
by Bad._.girl June 4, 2019
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