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Pussy Snorkel

Also known as a snatch snorkel, the Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing cunnilingus. Often used in a spa, bathtub, or even a bowl of jello, if that's your thing. Also useful in the event your partner is a veritable jungle down there.

The only known manufacturer of this life-saving accessory is pussysnorkel dot com
Nearly smothered by the Appalachian Grizzly Beaver he took home from the bar, Rob was saved from certain asphyxiation by his trusty Pussy Snorkel.
by MuffDiveMaster September 4, 2009
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pussy's bow

To have over eaten to the point of feeling stuffed full to the bow (i.e. bow tie).

An Australian idiom of unknown origin.
"I couldn't possibly eat any more, I'm up to pussy's bow."
by Lexi Cographer January 11, 2014
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little pussy

A person who does not stop bitching and can not take a joke. They are very defensive and do not like to accept the truth and how the world should truly function.
That kid Brandon is a little pussy and is way to defensive.
by Titiwhite May 16, 2016
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poo poo pussy

A lovely rendition of the word butthole. Usually used when describing some form of sexual conduct between someone and someone else's butthole. Generally described as a woman's butthole.
Eric: My girlfriend is on the rag dude...this sucks.

Wade: Why don't you get up in that poo poo pussy?
by spitfire24 June 4, 2012
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Pussy Nipple

A fun slang term for a girls hard errect clitorus.
Hey baby, I wanna suck your pussy nipple!
by Redwings Addict January 16, 2009
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bald pussy

when a woman shaves her genetials completely, so that all hair is removed.
I never knew masterbation could be so good until I shaved my pussy bald. been doing it ever since.
by amanda October 21, 2003
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dank pussy

Dank pussy is a stoners reference to a stinky vagina. Most commonly girls who have vaginas thats smell could overtake the smell of Pine-Sol clorox cleaner.
Jim: Yo, bro. You tap that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah dude, but it wasn't that good.
Jim: Why not?
Bob: She had a dank pussy, yo. I almost died. I smelled it, and I just stood there dizzy as fuck looking like I was getting ready to take a Mortal Kombat finishing move. :(
by Banoosh April 5, 2011
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