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Burmese Power Cable

The sexual act of using an electric eel to erotically asphyxiate a woman during sex while gaining self stimulation from the electric charge.
Seeing the Electrophorus in the tank reminded him of the time he gave a hooker a Burmese Power Cable
by Flockofseagulls July 2, 2011
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Narcissistic Power Wank

The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.
Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"

Or,

"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"
by Jeff McBeckson October 6, 2016
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Piggy-Power

A term to describe a group of fat people doing something productive. For example, a group of piggy-powered people could be running a campaign to stop selling high-fat butter.
Wow, those piggy-powered fucks are trying to get fit.
by The Hink-Finker March 28, 2017
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Unlimited Power Stroke

When you have a stroke because you are so overwhelmed by your phone battery being at a full 100%.
Guy 1:How'd he die?
Guy 2: Poor bastard had an unlimited power stroke.
by Horrorfreak78 December 3, 2017
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Solar Power

“Solar Power” is the first single and title track from New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde’s third studio album. Unexpectedly released in 2021 after her nearly 4 year long break, the music video for Solar Power gained over 3 million views in just 24 hours without practically any significant promotion from Lorde or her label. The carefree vibe of the song along with the theme of self-love and letting go of your past's burdens is a call for using nature to escape the chaos and stress of everyday life.
Oh my Lorde, she's finally back. And with Solar Power.
by MelodramaticMoose June 12, 2021
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Orifice of Power

The vagina of a woman.
Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.
by yhmsdp00 August 17, 2009
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Fail to the faillionth power

A fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. In this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fictitious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).
Man, did you actually make it to the end of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra? The plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked ass, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. Fail to the faillionth power!

Did you see that Obama got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? The Norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving Obama their meaningless award, when reality is that nobody gives a damn about what Norway thinks because their economy is smaller than Hong Kong's and they spend less on their military than does Mali. Fail to the faillionth power!
by ilvoce October 14, 2009
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