[poop pouch]

When a women where's tight jeans but don't have the ass to fill it and they have saggy britches it's called a poop pouch...

Wow look at April she has no ass do u see that poop pouch sagging.

by Martha mylana November 28, 2014

dust pouch

A post vasectomy scrotum that does don't contain sperm

Don't worry about getting pregnant, I have a dust pouch

by Bdog69 December 9, 2015

Cunt Pouch

A pouch in which counts hide their things.

Example: " hey you got any weed in your cunt pouch?"

by Sheenabitch May 10, 2016

old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

by Zempo October 13, 2016

Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

Bone Pouch

A slang term for a woman's vagina. As in the place where a male would place his boner. In a bone pouch.

She makes me so hard. I just want to put my d#ck in her bone pouch.

by dragondreams4u August 17, 2016

Rocket pouch

When you slam back your Capri-sun so hard you have to "woogity-woogity" your best friend.

Otto: Bro, this Fruit punch was a Rocket pouch.
Squid: *Gives Otto a 'woogity-woogity'*

by otto-man empire January 3, 2017