Patrick

There are two types of Patricks:

(1) Patrick seastars
(2) Patrick - students of physics

The second Patrick is the best Patrick. He is smarter then asians and faster then lions.
Girls say he is a great guy. Big heart but small wiener.

Recommendations: 10 out of 10.

Patrick name.

by münchnergesindl November 22, 2021

Patrickism

A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.

John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*

by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022

Patrick

A skater boy, who is really nice and when you are down he would be there for you, but he has a side ( a very weird side ) but that doesn’t bother his friends, Patrick is a very fun friend to be around, he is funny , sweet, and very strange about things u don’t want to know , but anyway I hope u find a Patrick at there bc u need one rn

Boy - yea Patrick was talking about poop the other day.

by Handle blank March 24, 2019

A Patrick

If you camp and/or tunnel in Dead by Daylight you are a Patrick because you actually believe that is "skillfull".

That guy is such a Patrick!

by MommaDragon December 16, 2022

patrick shwavy

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

someone should put patrick shwavy in the urban dictionary -noel miller

by liceaddict December 16, 2019

Patrick

my Patrick is a huge introvert who like anime and hentai, he is clearly gay but wont come out the closet. he has only had one girlfriend and is a 42 year old virgin. it is a bit sad but its pretty funny to us. we all call him a emo fish because he is infact a emo fish. he loves his mum in a homo way and has admitted to doing some gay things around her that i cannot say. he dabs on the daily and is code for weed ugly fat girl and snitching.

patrick is homo

by swaggerpimp November 25, 2018

Harold Patrick

Someone who would get a tattoo that says “fuck the police” if it would gain him acceptance from black people

Harold Patrick is cool, he hates the police, he even got a tattoo saying so.

by badboyzoed February 29, 2024