Panic Maven

A person who gets paranoid about something without a legitimate reason.

Person #1: What took you so long? I thought you just went to put something in your Aunt's van.

Person #2: My Aunt is a real panic maven. She didn't believe me when I said I locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it's locked.

by Ace Corona November 23, 2013

pantilitus

The disease of not being able to keep your hands off or out of girls underwear.

"Why do you keep putting your hands in my pants?!"
"Sorry it's a disease I have! Pantilitus, they haven't found a cure..."

by Panty king January 11, 2014

panic-friends

When in fear of not making friends at uni, you make friends with anyone and everyone. Usually within the first day.

Toms just making panic-friends - think he may need to slow down

by Xdinovations November 2, 2014

Pantcrimination

To discriminate against those who do not wear pants

The Linden will not hand out a bear due to his pantcrimination

by Anoobich January 5, 2015

pantists

The opposite of a nudist, those who keep the company of pants.

The men wearing pants over there, they're pantists Johnny.

by avayl February 19, 2015

panicdote

The feeling that occurs when you have started an anecdote and realise that you don't know where the story is going and you are likely to not even receive a single, isolated, pity filled laugh.

Friend 1: So I was telling this girl the other night about last week I went to that really great new hardware shop that opened in town, and it totally turned into a panicdote.
Friend 2: Did you just have another panicdote?

by Juni Bear February 27, 2015

pantie side step

When you slide the panties over for penetration . Then when your done pull out cover the tip with her panties and let er go

I didn't want a mess so I used the pantie side step on the slut

by Leroy88 June 3, 2015