Pre-laziness 

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.

Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.

Pre-laziness by G. GOFA May 2, 2010

Pre-Snails 

Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.

Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM

Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM

Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"

Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"

Pre-Snails by shaginwagin May 5, 2010

Pre-gay 

Participating in gay activities before the big gay event.

A good excuse for gays to encourage their straight friends to "try" gay.

Similar to "pre-game", but with acts of gayness.

Make out with that girl.... you have to pre-gay before the pride parade!!!

Where are we going to pre-gay? Let's go to Castro!

Pre-gay by DrunkGuyInSLO July 6, 2010

Pre-Summer Movie 

These are the movies that are released before the summer blockbuster season. They are usually released in April, but sometimes as early as March. They may have some elements of a summer blockbuster such as action and science fiction elements, but they usually are not quite the draw that summer movies are since kids are still in school. These movies also advertise summer blockbusters heavily.

Alice in Wonderland was an excellent pre-summer movie that made lots of money.

Pre-Summer Movie by New English August 10, 2010

Pre-mature E-flopulation 

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.

Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.

Pre-mature E-flopulation by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

Pre - Pwnd 

Pre - Pwnd (adj.) - Having been owned(beaten) prior to the begining of the contest(game).

I was playing Starcraft 2 against some Koreans last night. I got Pre - Pwnd.

Pre - Pwnd by Pst-P0wned Master September 9, 2010

Pre-Unload 

When you have a date with REALLY hot chick and you want to have more staying power.

Me: I've got a date with Rebeeca tonight

Friend: You better pre-unload. She's so hot I shoot my wad in 5 minutes just thinking about her!

Pre-Unload by 1ezlife October 2, 2010