Poo-wave

A subtle, nuanced wave while walking your dog to a passerby, while the dog is taking a shit. Alternatively can be used when meeting your man’s friend who is a girl for the first time, and she responds with a glance up and downed eyeroll.

“She wrong for da poo-wave!”

“Did you see the poo-wave that bitch just shot at me?!”

by RoxyVeronica April 20, 2018

poo dildo

When you do a shit and put it in the freezer and you or someone else uses it as a dildo

She really enjoy using her poo dildo she received for Chrismas

by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017

Poo-head

A word said by a 5 year old normally meaning shit head

Your a Poo-head mom

by This is not my real name it is January 18, 2018

Poo-talker

Someone who freely discusses bowel movements; in frequency, size and consistency terms. Said discussion will have no warning leading up to the description of the movement and may be weaved in to a casual conversation about the day, in general.

My wife is a real Poo-talker, she told me all about her breather today...

by Mrs G-unit May 28, 2018

Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.

“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”

by C$tone June 10, 2018

Poo Volcano

A phenomenon that occurs during the flushing of a powerful (usually public) toilet when a frothy mixture of poo and water is momentarily burped up from the bottom of the toilet bowl before it's all sucked away and replaced by clean water.

Ewwwww.....a poo volcano erupted when I flushed the toilet and it got all over my ass!

by GreatMightyPoo73 June 14, 2018

poo hound

A person who lingers outside an occupied bathroom.

I almost shit myself a second time when I left the bathroom and found a poo hound waiting for me outside.

by Frank Schitz September 13, 2018