poo knock

a superstition where you take a shit and flush, then immediately knock twice on the wall to keep ursula from coming out of the toilet to grab your ass

“i need to take a shit”

“alright man, just make sure to poo knock after”

by Blowm Ee September 20, 2021

Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.

Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Frumpy poo

The face your kid makes when they don't get their way.

Don't be looking at me with that frumpy poo.

by Losinc July 4, 2016

Wooly poo

That kind of shit you have that’s between a normal shit and the runs- it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

Poo Jam

A vegan with poo on their mind craving jam.

Oh look there’s karen over there.. I bet she’s got a sticky poo jam as usual.

by Urban Gangsters January 16, 2021

Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.

Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"

by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012

Speed Poo

When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.

Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo

by BentheGod October 7, 2020