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planter

A collision in which the full force of the impact is taken by one's face.
An action that results in a face plant.
"Mop up that barf before someone slips and takes a planter!"
by leonAzul May 2, 2008
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Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.)

When a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his leg hair leaving hairless patches. Usually happens on the broad bike-riding calves of hipsters.
I got these killer new pants, but they're mad tiny. When I took them off I had a serious case of Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.).
by ARoch February 17, 2010
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Plants Vs Zombies BFN

The most horrible fucking game I've played. Nothing compared to (Garden Warefare). This game is so fucking brain dead it makes me want to choke myself. The characters are unbalanced as shit, there are no variants, micro transactions, and (noobies) everywhere. I'd rather stick a dildo up my ass and leave it there till I sit down and it starts to bleed than play this game. This game dishonors all (PvZ) players. The idiot fucking devs don't know what the hell they are doing. They don't even listen to their community telling them what to fix. And when they do update the game it breaks again. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
Guy: Wanna play Plants vs Zombies BFN?
Guy 2: Hell no, let's play GW2.
by FART FISH April 17, 2020
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pantera

Ripoffs of exhorder.
Pantera ripped off the New Orleans band Exhorder.
by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006
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pantanassa

Our lady Pantanassa! One of the 7 miracle icons of the Holy and Great Monastry of Vatopaidi in Mount Athos. The Holy icon has the power to cure people from cancer!

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Voithame pantanassa mou!
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commando pant sag

Doing a pant sag or G-Sag without underwear and unshaved so they can see how manly you are by how much hair you have (if you do this your a real man)
All the ladies are blushing cuz im doing da commando pant sag im pretty sure im going to jail for indecent exposure but it was worth it bro
by beatmeater3000 July 14, 2021
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Pantera

A horribly overrated band that wasn't very good anyway.
Metal Forces rated the horrible Pantera album "Metal Magic" 8 out of 10 because the metal elitists would beat them up if they didn't.

Thrash, sludge, and groove metal were extremely influenced by hardcore, Panterarized.
by Pantera Is Overrated April 7, 2013
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