Mississippi spit in missy

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.

“How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”

by Medicjeff February 1, 2020

nerve spit

When someone far away, say ten feet, is talking and you feel something like a drop of spit on your arm after they overdictate a syllabal. You go to wipe it off and there is no spit-only your nerves playing a trick on you.

Mrs. Hill was talking about Egyptians in History class and I dozed off. I woke up to a small tingly sensation on my arm after she said, "pyramidssssssss", but it was only the nerve spit.

by bendyurnotes March 24, 2007

Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.

Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.

by lorelei91 August 12, 2015

Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.

“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome”

by Calonizier April 16, 2023

but spit

when you go to fart and poo squirts out

like follow through but when it squirts out every where

once i farted on my dads pillow and i left but spit on it

:D

by shaney and pagey baby January 15, 2009

i hope to spit

Mostly used in rural areas with lots of farming land. It means that for the sake of the person or thing, you hope they don't do something stupid to piss you off or else.

"I hope to spit I never see his mother because I have some choice words for her. "

by SMLMystery1 February 16, 2020

worm spit

Part of the house that is a little wormer than the rest.

Hey, I just found a worm spit over the heat vent.

by ChrisPixel January 26, 2015