Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

Hold Me Back Guy

That one dude in every crew who acts like he's about to throw hands, but actually his toughest move is yelling "hold me back!" hoping his friends actually do "hold him back"

Jon said, "We need a Hold Me Back Guy to start a fight for no reason tonight"

by JJ💔LOVE August 3, 2024

holding hair

what a gay man does when he’s outside

ewww that mf holding hair

by seess May 14, 2022

Holding Rope

An unspoken, dual-definition phrase invented by two scholars one night. After edibles.

It can mean the following. Either:

1) A person possessing a large member/dong/phallus/dick. Like "packing heat"
2) Holding in a shit real bad to the point you feel it unfurl upon exiting.

Can mean either in the following example:

Person 1: "Where's Jason gone?"
Person 2: "He's holding rope, had to go sort it out"

by Dr. OA PhD. & King KSwizz April 23, 2020

Prawn Hold

The prawn hold is the act of slumping over a defeated opponent, with straightened and tense arms so as to prevent escape.

Variations of this procedure have included:
Wriggling and occasional spooning

Hugh: I just got Dwayne in the Rock Snare!
Alfred: Quick, get him in the Prawn Hold!

by HughareHugh July 7, 2011

chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.

Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.

by Dirty Actuary January 17, 2011

Hold One

a prepositional phrase refering to ones sexual preference.(usually Homosexual).

I believe Andrew would HOLD ONE til the swelling goes down.

by andy56 February 23, 2009