Boi dolan here

why did you search this shit up? Why are you still reading this? Bro stop reading Yor such a boi Dolan here.

Bro: You're such a Boi Dolan here

by dolan dolan May 18, 2019

drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 18, 2010

Ducks in here

The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.

(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."

by KEATOR November 27, 2012

welp here it is!

When a boy just whips it out and says, “welp here it is!” then proceeds to have you try to jerk him off but then you don’t do it right and he does it himself then ejaculates all over a couch and saying, “Y/N I’m cumming for you!” then goes all over the place and on his face and the mouth.

Carson: Welp here it is! Touch it.
Mia: I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Carson: Fine I’ll do it.
*Mia hides her eyes while Carson ejaculates all over the place.*

by niggaburger January 6, 2025

Not Safe Here

It is a term used when a group chat has the tendency to be screenshotted.

Chat in another group as it’s not safe here. You’ve been watched by many.

by Niggg96 January 9, 2020

sewaden was here

"sewaden was here" is a phrase in the form as post-it notes around Peru High School. Who this man is, we do not know. However, there is evidence of his presence thru the school he went to and "Your World Of Text".

Did you happen to find a post-it note that says, "sewaden was here". I found it in one of the library books, and now I wonder... who is "sewaden"?

by miso.high November 16, 2021

Shouldn't be here

I have a right to be here. You shouldn't be stealing my shit you fucking clown. The retard shouldn't be in my email. The whore shouldn't be fucking him. I shouldn't be getting surveilled.

Hym "How can you say that a literal prisoner of the state and donut slave who was born here that he shouldn't be here? And that I should have to let you rob me because I don't have your permission to be more successful than you? Your ass is too used to dealing with the other retards. If you all want to be collectively in on it you can all be collectively guilty for doing it and that includes your kids. And there is no argument."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2025