A band with a following of deluded fangirls with no taste in music. It consists of five ugly idiots who write songs with absolutely no meaning whatsoever, only to have unintelligent teenagers scream at them. They in no way compare to the likes of Fall Out Boy, or Panic! At The Disco. We thought Justin Beiber was bad, now we have 5 in 1.
Directioner: I LOVE 1D!
Real Bandom Member: *facepalm* Ludicrous. Absurd. You really like One Direction?
Real Bandom Member: *facepalm* Ludicrous. Absurd. You really like One Direction?
by NitroglycerinBOOM January 6, 2014
Get the One Directionmug. A term that refers to a males sexuality. A way of pointing out a homosexual man in a nonchalant way.
by Bolduc February 10, 2009
Get the Hold Onemug. The Worlds worst boyband they can't sing they can't dance and all the fans love the ugly curly haired one, whenever something bad happens they all go mad like when they get girlfriends. The fans attacked TWFanmily when they came out of The Wanted tour because they are all Twats.
Directioner: OMG Harry is going out with caroline flack! We have to kill her now! One Direction have to stay single for me!
TWFanmily: Max Is getting married to Michelle Keegan I'm so happy I can't wait for the wedding!:)
TWFanmily: Max Is getting married to Michelle Keegan I'm so happy I can't wait for the wedding!:)
by Love The Wanted! October 27, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. Five clean cut X-Factor rejects that couldn't last on their own, so Simon Cowell slapped them together, and One Direction was born. All you need to know is their music is soulless and migraine inducing, they're only famous because girls think they're cute, they're basically a group of British Justin Biebers', and their fans are insane.
They're the herpes of music - they just won't fuck off!
They're the herpes of music - they just won't fuck off!
Reaction to What makes you Beautiful: "You don't know you're terrible."
Reaction to One Thing: "I need an aspirin."
Reaction to Live While We're Young: I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, alright."
Conclusion: One Direction need a one way ticket to irrelevancy.
Reaction to One Thing: "I need an aspirin."
Reaction to Live While We're Young: I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, alright."
Conclusion: One Direction need a one way ticket to irrelevancy.
by OneDirectionSuck(andsodoyou) August 27, 2013
Get the One Directionmug. During intercourse, the male pulls out right before he cums, and then he ejaculates and makes it perfectly into the belly button of the girl. Also applies to male masturbation, shooting your load in your own belly button.
by madrascaldavid December 29, 2009
Get the Hole in Onemug. Person 1: What is worse than a Justin Bieber singing?
Person 2: Five Justin Biebers singing!
Person 1: I don't think it would be possible for such abomination to exist!
Person 2: Well, we are living in a really messed up time. It is called One Direction.
Person 2: Five Justin Biebers singing!
Person 1: I don't think it would be possible for such abomination to exist!
Person 2: Well, we are living in a really messed up time. It is called One Direction.
by imthebestkthnx December 13, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. by Tomlingay November 14, 2012
Get the One Directionmug.