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old hairy meat flap

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap
by First class krew March 28, 2008
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Old mate

1. An Australian colloquialism that can be used to refer to any person, animal or object, regardless of gender. The Term is also valid regardless whether old mate is present. The identity of old mate is generally indicated by the context of the phrase.
2. An Australia colloquialism that can be used to refer to anyone whose identity cannot be discerned, or is not known well by the person using the phrase.
Old mate came over to my place when he was stoned as fuck, and started firin' shotty shells at my fucking cat. The bastard...
by Old mate standing behind ya November 21, 2017
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old white people

unseasoned people that eat casserole for breakfast lunch and dinner and knit shit like ats for their cats
hey look there's jerry the old white person with his old white people
by poopoopeepeedonthetree April 14, 2020
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old college try

A wild and desperate attempt to make a play. Sometimes the term carries a hint of showboating.

Babe Ruth (_Babe Ruth's Own Book of Baseball_, 1928) defined "giving it the old college try" as "playing to the grandstand or making strenuous effort to field a ball that obviously cannot be handled."

The term was quickly applied to any effort with limited chances of success.

From _The New Dickson Baseball Dictionary_ (1999) by Paul Dickson.
http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/13/messages/1162.html
In a column that appeared in the _Columbus_ (Ohio) _Citizen_ (Nov. 26, 1927) and was quoted in _American Speech_ (Apr. 1930), Billy Evans wrote that "I gave it the old college try" is a term "often used in big league baseball, when some player keeps on going after a fly ball, usually in foul territory, with the odds about ten to one he would never reach it. Teammates of such a player often beat him to it by shouting in unison with the thought of humor uppermost: 'Well, kid, you certainly gave it the old college try,' as he falls short of making the catch. When some player does something that a professional player might not ordinarily attempt, such as colliding with a fielder who had the ball ready to touch him out, in the hope that he might make him drop the ball, regardless of the danger he was courting, someone is sure to say, often ironically, if the speaker happens to be one of the players in the field: 'That's the old college spirit.'"
by akkartik April 10, 2009
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Old Firm

Ingenious Scottish fuckwit identification scheme, whereby knuckle-dragging denizens of whichever godawful weegie hinterland are encouraged to wear either green- or blue- and white leisure gear, with optional cigarrette burns, homemade tattoos, and/or adidas baseball caps, thereby allowing the rest of us to avoid them.
"You can always tell when the Old Firm has been in town, the bins have been ravaged for food, and every shop doorway has been shat in"
"Yes, but their shellsuits add such a nice splash of colour"
by Aye, Right January 6, 2009
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Old Dogs

Seeing the movie Old Dogs made me want to kick Robin Williams in the nuts.
by thedickhead December 23, 2009
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old girl

the wife, especially if she's been married for many years.
My old girl and I are celebrating our big 25th together, and we've still got the hots for each other! ;-)
by mastergeemoe February 3, 2015
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