number subject number object

1) Code name for a shock video.

2) The formula for any shock video.

2) A video that more than likely exists.

Guy 1: "Have you seen 78 guys 1 squid?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, that's a number subject number object!"

Bill: "I'm going to make a parody based on the number subject object formula."

Ted: "It's a myth, just a myth..."
Peter: "Do you dare type?"

by MopTopAnonymous July 5, 2009

Number Beep

A way of getting one's attention on the phone by pressing a number on the number pad for a little while when they will either

A) Not shut up
B) Aren't paying attention
C) Just being annoying

Robert wouldn't answer me when I was talking to him so I number beeped him to get his attention

by The Domster October 5, 2009

Number Zero Headband

The craziest of all fucking bitches, i.e. Lyndsey Miller. That bitch is fucked up. DON'T APPROACH! Reference from the Afro-Samurai series, as the Number One Headband was supposed to be strongest.

Mike: "Oh shit! Your ex is a Number One Headband"

Pete: "No, she's a fuckin Number Zero Headband"

by xVrael June 27, 2010

Numbering

Replacing letters with numbers that look similar to each other.

Annoying friend on AIM: H3y br0 w4n4 h4ng 0ut????
Other annoying person that still uses AOL: Not if your going to talk using numbering.

by Anybody but... February 3, 2014

nuclear reactor

A person who responds or behaves in the most aggressive possible way in response to something.

I said something controversial on social media and was berated for hours by nuclear reactors

by Misheard Metal June 20, 2016

nuclear cock slap

To hit someone so hard in the face with your dick it blows everything up in a two mile radius

She wanted rough sex so I did the nuclear cock slap

by One_of_none69 December 5, 2016

Nudles

Nude cuddles

We love some nudles

by LilJaii May 9, 2018