Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.

In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.

by David Eckmier December 21, 2008

numbers cruncher

a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.

numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?

by boogerpizzas June 15, 2013

numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.

Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.

by Mike January 4, 2014

number onee

"number onee" is a phrase rather than word. It is the international sign of approval amongst dirtbags, scumbags, and disgusting people. When you call someone "number onee" this should be accompanied by a raised arm, closed fist, with your index finger pointed at the person and wagged at them. Now, the phrase does not always need to be accompanied by the gesture and the gesture does not need the phrase to get the point across; they are best used together but are just as sufficiently understood seperatly.

(Ale hits on 13 year old girl; he is 26)
Matt: You're number onee
Ale: Omg thanks man!

(Matt is getting a bj in the woods, Sammy passed by, they make eye contact, Sammy gives Matt the "number onee" gesture, Matt cries one tear of happiness)

by capn caboto September 16, 2014

Farrell Number

The ratio of alcohol in a beverage to price of the beverage.

10 for a 20oz pint of %6.5ABV beer has a Farrell Number of 3.84mg/$

by cgf February 8, 2015

An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

1- a distraction
2- the feeling you get when you really need to take a shit

1- uh, HEY look! An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

2- Let me in before I let out An overwhelming Amount Of Beavers, and you're gonna be the one cleaning it up.

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016

taking a number four

It is the act of taking a shit while holding hands with another. Person taking a number two

Wanna hold hands while we shit and call it taking a number four

by ass assassination December 22, 2016