Soggy Sausage

A very limp and flaccid dick. Usually longer than an average penis.

Jimmy: So how was sex with Austin last night?
Maddison: It was pretty good, he had a Soggy Sausage at first, but he got it up.

by TheCalico December 03, 2014

Sausage Bar

The act of a man putting his penis into a sleeping girls mouth

Damn dude, I just ran a sausage bar on Suzie

by BlackSalami69XXX November 04, 2016

Sausage Tossage

Copious amounts of semen.

Michael Cantrell sits in his office all day eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 07, 2018

Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

Flimsy sausage

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode

My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

by _xParadoxical1 March 18, 2019

Sausage Squatter

A Sauage squatter : A male who enjoys being on top during sex

: A gay male who enjoys stitting his lovers lap usually while nude.

Male 1: So what is Dave's type
Male 2: Oh Dave is a big Sausage squatter.

by Turtle Party January 03, 2022

sausage dildo

The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.

Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.

by Burning Wolf March 28, 2016