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A nerd is what people refer to as a "social outcast", because they supposedly do not meet the needs for what "society" wants them to. (See: Jocks) Jocks are the biggest perpetrator to this, and often try to steal their lunch money. Most Jocks own ricers and (despite popular belief) hang out on the computer all the time. Jocks (See bully) are mostly responsible for school shootings.

Nerds usually spend a lot of time on a computer, most are socially awkward and cannot get a girlfriend, yet they are usually good people. Some nerds watch a horrible thing called Japanese animation SEE: anime

A nerd is persecuted by people (those in their teens) who try to be cool, and try to assert themselves in the highschool food chain, but they fail and learn that the nerd grows up to be more successful than any other person that persecuted him in highschool or college.

Nerds sometimes grow up to be very rich.
That nerd is rich - William Shakespeare

The nerd that I hath seen, is the sniggity snap, dawg - Julius Caesar
by Not Zane October 15, 2006
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Nerd Chills

The sparkling in the back of the head and spine when suppressed nerd love occurs.
I get Nerd Chills from watching Harry Potter because I'm not allowed to show my excitement for Harry.
by labgeeks July 23, 2011
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Nerd Therapy

Therapy for self-inducing nerd-like behaviour.
An example of Nerd Therapy is playing World Of War Craft...

TF: I'm in Nerd Therapy

SE: WTF!?

TF: World of WarCraft is my Nerd Therapy

SE: OHH..
by Insanity11 March 11, 2009
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nerd-bateing

After the star trek convension i caught my friend who went with me in the bathroom with a playboy nerd-bateing.
by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
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Nerd Shields

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.
(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"
by Bunny Carrotstick January 11, 2009
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nerd-cocky

someone who is obsessed with something specific (computer, video games, Star Wars, etc.) and arrogant about the knowledge or ability they possess about their obsession
Why do you have to be so nerd-cocky about Star Wars?

That saxophone player is very nerd-cocky.
by grubber8888 November 19, 2010
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Nerd Moment

When someone comes up with a geeky and/or nerdy statement.
When Bob reminded us of Star Wars, he had a nerd moment.

Tom had a nerd moment when he described what an Iguanodon was, word for word, in precise detail.
by Codj53 May 19, 2011
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