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Mallett

A night out where you pay for fuck all but somehow end up pissed and a free lift home, or stop out to to get the cheapest way home possible
I’m gonna do a mallett tonight
by The Mallett April 20, 2018
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Muklete

A Norwegian saying for when your brown cheese is falling apart.
Brunosten til Eirik er muklete.
by Kokm December 21, 2017
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Mulle Meck

This wünderbar person is of the Raptorian heritage and was crowned as king of the legendairy african tribe in 1233 b.k. This creature is an exceptionally well oriented predater whom'st'd've many years of experience within hunting uncivilized autists; e.x ROIJDAN.

This rather unique creature has a few tricks up its claws;

Q= Reaping slash
W= Autistic Screech Paralyzes enemies for 1+ 0.5/0.75/1.0/1.5 seconds.

E= JAMP HIGH IN AIR KICK DASHA HARD IN ASS.
R= STÅNGBYYYY! This is Mulle Mecks most powerful move which can cause an eventual "terror attack" and type 3 hepathitis aswell as neutralizing and demolishing objects, such as walls, doors and toiletpaper.
I got attacked by this 'monster', mulle meck who almost sliced my wrist.

OH NO! DAASHA IS HERE CALL FOR MULLE MECK!!!!!
by MULAGIUS MEKANIS-HURU February 12, 2018
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mulliterate

The act of having a mullet and being illiterate. Alternately, being well versed in mullet identification.
Are you mulliterate? ‘Cuz you have a bad haircut AND you can’t read.

Alternate use: That guy can identify any mullet, he’s mulliterate.
by Brass Tax August 4, 2018
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Mullered

Becoming confused by even the simplest of inquires.
I just asked Bob & he got all Mullered.
by JayInNJ July 24, 2019
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mullen vibe

When your just in a pretty retarded mood. Could mean your brain had a minor fuck up!
Man im just in a mullen vibe right now.
by FATWATERMELONCOCK November 1, 2019
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Muller

The act of harmfully slide tackling or two footing an individual that is on the opposing side of a football match or any other sport that involves CONTACT! After this act you may receive a formal or aggressive warning from the person monitoring the game which could then result in a fine or a sending off.
Player: He's being a cocky fucker, go on muller 'em!

Player2: The other day I was absolutely mullered!
by MunchMan123 April 21, 2020
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