Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.

Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.

by mooosey April 19, 2023

Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.

Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”

by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023

Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023

Luca Moose

a chill fella who sells candy that he stole.

“woah Luca Moose snapped me!”
“OMG he’s so hot!!”

by 🇮🇪👹😘 July 16, 2023

Call the moose

Slang for farting, passing gas

Person #1 farts. "Excuse me. I just had to call the moose"

by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023

moose nuckle duster

Baddest rock band in Houston

Go see Moose Nuckle Duster in concert H-Town

by Jer2004haz August 27, 2023

Moose

Sam Winchesters Nickname.

“Sam “moose” Winchester”

by sambitchmoose September 20, 2023