peter milker

A dick sucker. Often found in the workplace milking Peters for personal gain.

Have you met that guy Garland in the QA department? He's the epitome of a Peter milker

by Mar-a-Lago October 8, 2018

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

honey-milkers

First coined by the icon Toystory, when she was found shoplifting Supermodel Julie's robe. Honey milkers are all of CHANELS clones and group members.

Thanks for the robe honey-milkers! -toystory

Honey-milkers are gay - Julie's friend

by LovexDoll May 15, 2019

evan mckernan

A fuckin Nob Head

Is used in a sentence such as evan mckernan is a faggot jewish fag

by Cormax August 8, 2019

Dick milker

When Anton is too scared to have an opinion and dick milks another person's opinions and feelings in fear

"I dont want to play this game, what if "other person" thinks its bad"
"Anton, dont be such a dick milker"

by HmmmLibrary February 28, 2020

The Mickey Salad Story

The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.

Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?

by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020

Skinny Mickey

A person that looks like they would be in a UN Children's Fund AD.

Person 1: "Damn, he is skinny"
Person 2: "Skinny Mickey right here"

by kingknb July 3, 2020