Crackhead Time Machine

A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters

That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.

By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

jamless washing machine

An adorable Korean pop music(Kpop) YouTuber which makes fan fictions,edits, and reaction videos.
"Fandom" name is "Fishies" because we are her little fishies.
Shes also an EXO and BTS fan which are Korean Boy Bands.

Friend: Who's "Jamless washing machine"
Me: Shes an adorable Kpop YouTuber

by LALISA IS QUEEN September 25, 2017

University of Michigan-Flint

An underrated, high-quality institution of higher learning that often gets overlooked because of (1) its location and (2) its far more prestigious counterpart in Ann Arbor.

Student #1: "I'm a student at the University of Michigan-Flint. Go Blue!"

Student #2: "U of M has a campus in Flint?!"

by Good Eye-dea November 29, 2007

gash machine

The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night

I'd better get some money out from the gash machine..it's going to be one of those nights

by very_ape January 18, 2006

German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.

I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.

by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016

michigan football

Michigan football is the the name of a once elite program that is now dominated by THEE Ohio state university. The team is now considered mediocre at best and can no longer compete with other great programs like Notre Dame or , more importantly, Ohio state. Michigan's coach is not very good compared to other coaches, (Jim Tressel, for instance) and the losing to Ohio state every year is likely to continue, which shows that all is right in the world and that Michigan represents every thing that is evil and unjust in this world.

Michigan football will suffer another setback as Ohio state will crush them again this year 42 to 3

by Randy33333 August 27, 2006

Hachi Machi!

Expression used when looking at a girl who is incredibly hot.

Guy 1 - Dude, check out that girl.
Guy 2 - Hachi Machi! That girl is incredible looking.

by Jarvis Carmichael December 23, 2008