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Mexican Zamboni

When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.
My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014
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mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.
Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!
by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013
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sticky mexican

When you try to put your balls up a girls ass an then cumm on her back and then you get a Mexican to white in the cumm
Guy1''last night me and sally tried to do the sticky mexican''
Guy2''really? Did you get both balls up her ass before you came?
by Nazi ron November 12, 2013
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mexican drumstick

When you are fucking a girl with super hot salsa covering the male genitals, most often seen with a side of tortilla chips.
"Yo man have you and a girl ever done a Mexican drumstick?"
by DaddyD January 30, 2015
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Travis The Mexican

Arms dealer, Drug dealer, Cartel stick up crew leader, and a taco vendor.
by P $kanky December 18, 2019
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Mexican Seabreeze

A sexual act in which one partner requests to have a 1:1 mix of hot sauce and icy hot shoved up their ass, either via a plunger or turkey baster
"When you go to the store can you get more Tabasco, icy hot, and a hemorrhoid pillow? Billy gave me a Mexican seabreeze last night and now I can't sit comfortably."
by Worshy-c September 2, 2019
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Mexican Mobile

When you live in Southern California, you are extremely close to the boarder. Very often you will see old scummy vehicles, trucks loaded past the brim with furniture etc., this is where the term "Mexican Mobile" comes in, you just know when seeing one of these scummy vehicles that a Mexican is in it. Spend a day here and you'll know what I mean.
Karen: Hey that smoggy vehicles just cut me off, and why is there so much trash on the road?
Me: THAT's what we call a Mexican Mobile
by liampaynelover September 29, 2019
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