MIlFCheese

The orgasm of an elderly women.

When i was fucking Chads mom she unleased her milfcheese all over my nuts!

by James boldina December 13, 2009

Milfmobile

A Milfmobile is a car in which a MILF commonly drives during the day. The destinations a MILF chooses to go in the "Milfmobile" are shopping, taking the kids to school, or coming back from the gym. A Milf specifically drives a black range rover, sometimes gray.

Steve: "Hey! Look at that black range rover!"

Josh: "Yea bro, thats SUCH a Milfmobile..."

by Magic striss March 13, 2009

milfday

Often used instead of the word "birthday". Really common in German speaking countries, primarily to wish a good looking, mature women a "Happy Birthday".

Happy milfday sweetheart!

by fefefe September 29, 2010

milfatorium

A social scene filled with MILFs

The Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood, Los Angeles is a milfatorium.

by forkalsrud June 2, 2007

milfy way

A street, likely suburban, containing numerous MILFs

"Whenever I jogged down the milfy way, I showed off my cut abs to the housewives."

by iamnotbeingserious February 8, 2010

milfadelic

1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.

2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.

3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.

1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.

2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.

3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::

by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010

Milftary

A female member of the Armed Services who is also a mother and sexy.

Did you see that hottie in the bar last night? She's in the army and a mother.

Yeh, that's one milftary I'd really like to get a leg over.

by Obadiah Snooks November 30, 2010