Nigga Mike 

Cool, Sexi, Funny as shit, Best in the world, Loveable, Big HUGE penis, Great guy, usually works at gas stations, has great taste

Some say Nigga Mike is the best. Some say Nigga Mike is better than the rest. They even say he likes big breasts.

Nigga Mike by PeachesN'Kream February 3, 2010

Mike Bobaguard 

A man who lost his virginity to a horse when he was 12 years old.

I got Mike Bobaguarded when I was young.

Mike Bobaguard by anonymous January 30, 2023

Mike 

one who can gallop like and ostrich and still be home in time for dinner and a quick game of halo.

"yo look at that kid, he's running like an ostrich"

"no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. noob"

"yeah what an orp"

"lawls"

"lawls indeed, lawls indeed

Mike by im not Phill April 14, 2009

Mike Dirnt

Bassist for the California Based punk/rock Group Green Day. He is also the back up singer for Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer and guitarist for the band.

(He's cute too)

Mike Dirnt wrote the lyrics to the song "Ha Ha you're Dead"

Mike Dirnt by K.ait January 2, 2006

Icey Mike 

n. - The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray and letting the semen freeze thoroughly, then using the ejaculate ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.

man #1 - Let's pull an icey mike on Joe! He's coming over in 3 hours!

man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!

Icey Mike by Bexxx June 2, 2004

Mike 

A female genitalia cleanser...

Mike's a douche...

Mike by Dan Punk Rock France June 8, 2011

Mike Wrengren

The best drummer from the biggest underground metal band Disturbed. He uses a double bass drum kit for extra fast beats. The best double bass he plays is in the song Liberate from their ablum Believe

Person A: "So who do you think is a good double bass drummer?"

Person B: "I reckon Mike Wrengren from Disturbed is good."

Mike Wrengren by Daniel Harvey May 13, 2005