matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.

matt simmons is a dilf

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

matt.supremacist

the coolest person on tiktok. also my favorite mutual. (if you see this ilysm)

user 1: “i love matt.supremacist”
user 2: “who doesn’t? he’s amazing”

by cr0nusampora June 11, 2021

__.matt.eddsworld.__

1. A very kind bestie who tord_does_tiktok made this definition for
2. MATT FUNNY
3. SENDS ME 85 TEXTS AT ONCE
4. ✨England✨

__.matt.eddsworld.__ is the bestest bestie (in my opinion)

by Tord_the_bxtch June 23, 2021

Matt'd

When you get used by a girl for their own sexual pleasures.

Oh my god man, Luke got totally Matt'd by that girl last night!

by funnyguyquotes October 19, 2021

Matt Cenna

That beef be good but Matt Cenna be like soggy socks on a hum burger with my man Lil dicky.

My socks are soggy! It is like Matt Cenna on a hum burger of soggy socks!

by simp for ur eggplant March 12, 2022

Matt Pfeffer

Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.

Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.

by B!tchesloveme April 22, 2022

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022