mary jane 

a short definition of the word and substance marijuana

friend: what were you doing yesterday?
me: i was doing that Mary jane

mary jane by mah-di-wanna May 10, 2024

Mary Jane 

The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit

Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever

Mary Jane by yobobfye May 13, 2024

Mary and Hamed 

Hamed and Mary are the BEST couple in the world. They're both hot, funny, amazing and PEEEEEEEEENNNNGGGGGG. Everyone wants to be like Hamed and Mary but no one knows how they do it.

Look it's Mary and Hamed, they definitely just had amazing Sex!

Mary and Hamed by BigDickHamed July 22, 2024

Mary Walker 

The most amazing, intelligent, funniest savage of a woman you will ever meet. This woman has been known to lose her mind at times but follows it up with a lot of love and loyalty. Nails and toes always painted up pretty af. Constantly sunburnt from tanning all the time. Has the aura of the goddess Athena herself. Prettiest hair that always smells great. Fantastic in bed 🔥 and the absolute love of my life. Wouldn’t trade her for anything in the entire world.

Have you seen that girl ? She’s a total Mary Walker.

Mary Walker by AloofSenator July 25, 2024

Mary Sue

The worst contribution made by the Star Trek fandom to the popular zeitgeist, oh yeah sure, we thought we were hot shit, but then the fuckin' assholes in that right wing "CuLtUrE wAr" grift decided to steal it just like they probably stole a bunch of peoples' money for their shit fanfilms which have so little substance, but I digress.

High I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such Urban Dictionary definitions as, Soaking: A Mormon's wild weekend and Elon Musk: The Dumb-man's Tony Stark, I'm here to tell you on behalf of the Star Trek fandom, "We're sorry we invented the term Mary Sue"

Mary Sue by Big, Big, Martian September 15, 2024

Mary Kissoudaki

Mary Kissoudaki (better known as "Maryland") is a youtuber from Greece

Hi, my name is Mary Kissoudaki and I love Christmas!

Mary Kissoudaki by JoannaKonst September 24, 2024

mary-must-make-musty-mutant 

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.

Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.

mary-must-make-musty-mutant by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025