Cup Of Jesus

When you or someone need Jesus.

Looks like this is going to be a crazy day today I need a cup of Jesus

by Random Chick June 6, 2015

Jesus sandals

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

by Annie anymous September 10, 2016

Jesus Crikey

A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"

Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Jesus Style

When you fuck a girl while she's suspended with her hands nailed to the wall

"So, how'd it go? Did he fuck you Jesus style?"
"Nah, we were going to, but he kinda left me hanging."

by Wizeguy88 November 22, 2016

jesus cabbage

Synonym for marijuana

"It's not devils lettuce, it's jesus cabbage

by Pretty.odd.stan July 31, 2017

Tape Jesus

A formal religion that exists in only certain minds. It is nearly impossible to join because Jesus is part of a clout gang.

Unfortunately, Tape Jesus is unavailable because his cult is worshipping him at the moment.

by Tape Jesus’s Secretary December 22, 2018

Marcos (Jesus)

The reincarnation of Jesus with long hair who is hella smart he fr a full on genuis who doesn't let you flirt with him who would never date someone with low intelligence

Marcos (Jesus)
: No you have a boyfriend

by aaagrimage November 20, 2019