Jake 

I love Jake :) almost as much as I love soup.

Jake and soup are great.

Jake by Creeznutz June 15, 2025

Jake 

I love Jake :) almost as much as I love soup.

I love Jake and soup.

Jake by Creeznutz June 15, 2025

Jake 

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

Jake by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

Jake

The goat
Really tuff and cool guy
Used for people who are nonchalant

“Jake is so cool and tuff and nonchalant” - Evie
“Wow I wish I was like Jake” - Mya

Jake by El Goato February 27, 2026

Jake 

Likes to sniff carpets and has a man-gina and is a goblin gooner

Hi jake
Jake: *sniffs carpet*

Jake by user12916286271 October 7, 2025

[jake] 

1. The best
2. the shiz
3.wonderful

"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!

[jake] by phoebe <3 January 16, 2009

[Jake] 

crazy ginger kid that no one likes, puts a show on for children at local parks, pole dances LIKE A BOSS, rolls in grass, has a blow up doll that he does "the nastys" every night well watching videos on the tweeker website ... and gets hit in the face with key boards by "Beth's ".

person 1 - "why is Jake pole dancing LIKE A BOSS"

person 2 - " because Jake is trying to impress little children... "

person 3 - " I always see Jake doing things to himself in the

grass. AWINK "

[Jake] by HannahKlamann April 11, 2010