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Cry-baby jackson

A younger sibling who exaggerates an injury to get an older sibling in trouble with their parents
Mom: why did you hurt Jonathan?
Me: I barely touched him, he's just being a cry-baby Jackson
by Nitsujboy June 14, 2019
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Jackson Bence-Collin

An absolute specimen of a human being, the ultimate king. He is the chode of all chodes, some call him King Chodus.
Guy #1 - Woah, that guy is such a chode.
Guy#2 - Yeah, thats Jackson Bence-Collin.
Guy#1 - What a chode!
by Wrangle August 8, 2018
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sweet action jackson

a reinforcing semi-rhyming phrase used when even "sweet action" isn't quite sweet enough
"Check out these $80 jeans!"
"Sweet action jackson!"
by mama eef October 7, 2005
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"Shoeless" Joe Jackson

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.
by Baseball Phanatic June 14, 2009
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Michael Jackson Maneuver

To become the most famous person on the planet, outsell every other artist in the world, and make the world a better place with your art while masquerading as a superstar in your field.
Many may try to execute the Michael Jackson Maneuver but won't have the mind-boggling talent or huge heart to pull it off. No matter--they should aim high and try!
by Logan Breezy November 15, 2012
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Samuel L Jackson

He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?

God
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Ketanji Brown Jackson

to be nominated based on your skin color to the highest court in the land
ALSO:
noun (rarely used, only colloquially): an idiot
oof ketanji brown jackson is dumb af
by obamano April 7, 2022
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