toast mouth

When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!

I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!

by JAB_1987 November 10, 2018

octopus juice on toast

a very tall girl with an obsession for batman who loves it when you pull her feet and call her daddy she's the dominant one, with a lot of moles. likes to eat icecream with a fork.

that emily in our math class dude she's a real octopus juice on toast

by turtleoctoman August 10, 2017

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

victory toast

After you fuck a girl so good she makes breakfast after

I pounded her so bad and enjoyed some victory toast.

Javier make me some victory toast after you eat this vag

by Gprodriguez62 December 22, 2018

Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep

“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”

by Iamnothigh January 9, 2019

Toasted

When you just trying to thug and niggas be stalking yo insta and a whole lotta westlake shit happens.

I was just playing an erotic game at the bar and I got totes toasted.

by Amanda Jew June 12, 2018

Toast

When two people fuck a sandwich until one of them cums. Who ever cums last has to eat the sandwich

Want to play toast with me?

by Jeanne Fetsch June 14, 2018