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Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"
by P0lybius July 29, 2023
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Walgreens Internet

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.
Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
by ShizaMez August 23, 2022
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Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.
by japanesque October 25, 2019
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internet explorer

person 1: yo do u use internet explorer?
person 2: only for downloading google chrome!
person 1: ah yes of course
by CreeperCat1 December 8, 2020
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Internet Funnyman

Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.

Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Person 1: "gngngngn ezezez mad cuz bad salty!!!!"

Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
by unabomba April 12, 2021
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INTERNET HOARDING

Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)
Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?

Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.

*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021
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Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021
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