Instaspotting

Hobby. Seeking and venturing to aesthetically pleasing locations for taking Instagram pictures.

Lauren and Brianna are free this weekend, so we’ll probably go Instaspotting at this pumpkin patch!

by GreentheQueen March 29, 2021

instagram

a place where 14 year old white girls post "deep posts"

"when I open my eyes I can see" Post on instagram
14 year old girl "OMG so deeeeeeeep

by STEPBROIMSTUCK girl #thatsdeep April 15, 2021

Instagram

A social media App that can’t get their shit together and progressively gets worst over the years with updates that seem to not work at all and doesn’t help the main problem plus the app gets very normie over the years ruining meme accounts, business accounts and regular accounts by their bots detection and their bullshit guidelines that just ruin the whole app making it more shit when it’s already is.

Definition: instagram a social media app widely use globally.
Random dude: *post a lake and forest
Instagram: *see’s post and reports for violence and nudity

Random dude: *see post being reported and gets warning

Random dude: Instagram is fucking shit

*deletes app

by slayer_of_dank July 10, 2021

Instanormie

An Instagram Normie

GUY1:THATS MY MEME
GUY2:an instanormie stole it

by O3PI December 14, 2021

instafinger

When a persons finger or thumb start to cramp or twitch,

Finger twitching may seem alarming, Many cases are the result of stress, anxiety, or muscle strain, or social media

Finger twitching and muscle spasms may be more prevalent now than ever because texting and gaming are such popular activities.

While most cases finger twitching is mild, some instances may be an indication of a serious nerve condition or movement disorde

I have been diagnosed with a condition called instafinger...

by West London GP medical center February 21, 2022

instarig

A person who when killed, instantly goes into rigor mortis.

“Yo man! That guy dived face first into the 3 foot lake. He went full instarig!”

by bignameguy May 22, 2022

Instagram Teacher

An older sibling who has social media and teaches you how to use it properly, or insists on you getting it so they can do so.

"Yo, my instagram teacher just taught me how to use a filter!"

"Man, I wish my older brother was an instagram teacher"

by Xbox Live585856834563321111111 May 27, 2022