Jayd Moment

A person who does something dumb and ridiculous without thinking, worse than a blonde moment.

"Dude I forgot my license at home."
"Bro that's a Jayd Moment right there, now you can't buy beer."

by awildnegro September 6, 2013

Dennis Moment

(den.nes moh.munt) n. A momentary lapse in judgment, wherein a person becomes pompous and pretentious; bombastically overwhelmed by trivial matters.

“Bob was flying off the handle about how the fork is supposed to go next to the spoon. He was definitely having a Dennis Moment.”

by ScoobyDum July 15, 2010

sessional moment

A moment, wherein, there is a 60's vibe going around in your marijuana session. It can also be described as a very good vibe within your session. Pictures are very often taken of these moments.

Gory: This is a good vibe
Jason: Sessional Moment Girlllllll

by Loke Dawgy June 7, 2005

Kalon moment

When Kalon says something that Kalon would say

“You didn’t know you could block in Kingdom Hearts? Kalon moment.”

by Kridian719 October 13, 2020

Kalomaze Moment

When you have a brainfart and cannot form coherent speech leaving you to say unfunny jokes or private information

Dude: *says unfunny joke*
Dude 2: Now that was a Kalomaze moment

by Sundae C² February 18, 2021

Bruh Moment

When your so dumb founded by your friends stupid ass action you have a bruh moment.

friend: (does something retarded) You: (Bruh Moment)

by BruhSwanson September 4, 2019

Chapstic Moment

After being told something so crazy you have 2 grab something just to throw it down, and the closest thing 2 grab just happends to be chapstic. Violently grabbing chapstic and throwing it or slamming it against something in rage.

1. After the fruity kid announced that he is having an *all boys* "party", the kid with dreads had to present a chapstic moment.
2. After his daughter told him she was a lesbian and had stolen money from him, he couldnt take the madness, and let out his anger in a chapstic moment.

by C.J.-21 April 3, 2010