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Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.
Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.
by Bronerific September 13, 2011
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dry season

don't fail the dry season or else
by Dopl November 19, 2019
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Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.
It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!
by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023
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Stain Season

The season to steal or rob from someone (usually over drugs)

Also a song from, Envy Cain : Stain season
- "G i heard the wannabe gangbangers hittin stains 😂"
"cuz its stain season nigha"
by badgalceccii November 5, 2020
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titty seasoning

" woah dude I put some titty seasoning on her last night"
by Confused_frog September 17, 2021
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freaky season

JULY 14TH
A day where everyone is super freaky to who ever they want (legally).
Yo you heard freaky season is tmrw?
.nah I didn't hear about it yet.
Well it's where everyone gets super freaky with who ever they want to

.can't wait for freaky season :D
by Freakbob June 6, 2024
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