Sad boy season

The period over Christmas and new year when all the random boys from your past reach out to you. They’re still single and their loneliness is at its peak.

Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”

Have you been getting lots of randoms texts lately? Yeah it’s sad boy season.

by notyoursweetheart March 1, 2022

Sound off season

When you rethink your life choices for a few days or months because your'e in such a bad state.

"Hey I am a depressed mess right now so I will take a two-week leave for sound off season."

by xzid20 October 3, 2025

Four Seasons In One Day

When your shit starts out runny, then gets solid and then gets watery or any combination of the above mentioned

My favourite type of Shit is the Four Seasons In One Day

by UncrunchableCorn February 26, 2025

Seasons Change

The song "Seasons Change" by Chris Brown, featured on his "Before the Party" mixtape, uses the metaphor of changing seasons to describe shifts in a romantic relationship. The song reflects on how relationships, like everything in life, are temporary and can transition from warm to cold. It delves into the emotional turmoil and heartbreak that accompany these changes, highlighting how love, money, and possessions are fleeting and will eventually fade away .

"She lost feelings I guess seasons change."

by breezyfan22344 December 30, 2023

Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.

It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!

by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023

Stain Season

The season to steal or rob from someone (usually over drugs)

Also a song from, Envy Cain : Stain season

- "G i heard the wannabe gangbangers hittin stains 😂"
"cuz its stain season nigha"

by badgalceccii November 5, 2020

buffing season

Buffing season is what follows Cuffing Season. This other half of the year, begins after a short Spring break, and is perhaps the more public time of relationships. ‘Buffing season’ is where the same single or coupled people begin looking for longer term viability of said partnership(s) for the rest of the other seasons. Buffing season usually begins in April to May, as in ‘I may… want to get more active or fit or stay relatively as-is, as is preferable to the couple, to get to enjoy the summer months more in the buff, as desired… It makes sense then, for buffing season to be motivated one way or another by the warmer weather. Some people get more buff in this season, just as some continue the cuff.

After a cozy cuffing season of lots of netflix and chill, they dusted off the gym equipment to get ready for Buffing Season, and get beach ready.

by innernetartpeoples September 21, 2021