Build a home for a dung beetle

To take a crap

-Yo i gotta go build a home for a dung beetle

-What?

-Drop a deuce

by Theevilmonkey5 October 22, 2010

National Kiss Your Homies Day

On the day of April 13th, it is customary to kiss your homies to show them you love them.

You: Ay fam, it’s National Kiss Your Homies Day.
Your Homie: Say less.
*You and your homie kiss to celebrate*

by Iggy157 May 26, 2018

Homiestasis

Maintaining an adequate and proper tightness level with your homies.

Man, having a job and a girlfriend is seriously fucking up my homiestasis

by JohnnyJr. November 7, 2010

Home rice

homies of an asian descent

whats up Home rice

by massechi February 8, 2009

Hociel

A middle school mexican drug dealer

Hociel: you want drugs
me: no

by Seth N Seth March 6, 2019

Home Defense Musket

A copypasta talking about the use of american revolution weaponry as home defense weaponry

Home Defense Musket: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

by Fueled by adhd November 11, 2021

welcome home shit

the feeling of having to take a huge shit after arriving home from a long trip

i took a glorious welcome home shit after that drive from florida.

by nunamaker April 3, 2015