Butt Healthy

'Butt' as in 'butt ugly'. The look of the typical faithful shopper at Whole Foods or Wild Oats natural foods markets. Ragged looking, unkempt appearance, foul odor and lethargic facial expression and movements. Can often be seen hanging out and eating in the store. They're so healthy they look like hell.

"I was in line at Whole Foods between a Trustafarian and a Yuppie. The bagger would have been real cute, if she weren't so Butt Healthy."

by Mur December 14, 2008

Heatherito

A Heatheríto Lemòn(Burrito) is a band loser. Trombone is this creature's weapon of choice. Can usually be seen with a Gracie Garcia. Heatherito's have shortish hair, once long. Amazingly pretty. Can dance quite well. Ridiculously smart.

To spot a Heatherito, simply listen..you may hear the sound of Regina Spektor or Mika. Either that or listen for her spanglish..occasionally spurts of spanish will escape her lips as she talks.

Garcia - "Hola Heatherito."
Heatherito - "O.O"

Karen - "Look! I've got the Heather action figure! With limited addition, trombone action!"

Alex - "My little pony..."

Le End.

by graciegarcia March 3, 2008

Heather

A calm and sweet girl with a habit of lying to impress. Very kind and nice, enjoys the company of freinds and animals. Is also a plant.

1: heather looks nice
2: she is

by Cimcamcoomcamcimcoomcom January 1, 2014

heather

heather is known as a huge wheal that that doesn't know when to shut the hell up, she lies she cheats and she stinks, she has the most nastiest hair and face and nasty looking body EVER. you would never want to date her because she is demanding and a big fat hoe. she will think shes all that but really shes just a skank!

hey did did you see heather?
yeah shes a fucking hoe

by 124876unicorn June 8, 2017

Heath

soft boi

Heath is a soft boi

by barevjan June 22, 2021

Dirty Heather

Is what happens when you put together a Dirty Tom and a Dirty Kelly, shaken not stirred.

Man that was a crazy night, we pulled the Dirty Heather and now I'm exhausted and my balls hurt.

by Alex Trebec November 11, 2020

Dirty Heather

The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.

Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation

by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021