head bang board 

A board that you show a person, and they magically run the fuck into it, causing severe head trauma.

"Tony pissed me off, so i showed him my fucking head bang board."

head bang board by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

Head-ass

Similar to "dumb-ass"; someone who lacks common sense or knowledge.

Dude, you don't know how to tie a knot? You're such a head-ass!

Head-ass by sidekneesidehoe August 19, 2016

head ripper 

A car sales term used to decribe a deal that put a buyer in extreme negative equity position.

Jeff Exclaimed proudly "I just had a real head ripper and will celebrate tonight with a case of Miller Lite, a porno, and a bag of cheetos, and that is after I make my Mortgage payent!"

head ripper by Freckman February 6, 2007

head scalper 

A homosexual man who exaggerates the size of his member in order to convince other men to meet him and perform fellatio on him

After I talked to the guy online I agreed to hook up with him at the Taco Tico. Waste of time! Total head scalper.

head scalper by Tony Higgins March 25, 2008

Head or Neck?

The lamest game ever made,mostly played by lame teenagers with no life.You stick out your hand in a circle,get someone to look at it,and if they do it gives you permission to hit them on they're head or neck?

guy1:*points to floor*"Hey,dude,is that yours?"
guy2:"what?"*looks at dude's hand*
guy1:"head or neck?"
i know lame right?!

Head or Neck? by gabi jackson April 11, 2010

Head poopy 

The pieces of poop left over on a penis' head after having buttsex.

Oh my god! you gave me head poopy!

Head poopy by Gelionmadethisup May 10, 2011

head honcho 

See "Lord of the Rings"

head honcho by Anonymous April 11, 2003