Ham Monster

What happens to a woman's vagina after having one or more children, messing up her snatch to such an extent to make it look like a pile of ham.

"After our fourth child, my wife's pussy turned into a ham monster."
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"

by Urban Dickshun October 27, 2015

Ham-mitts

A football player who is unathletic, dumpy and has terrible hands. He has ham for hands.

Yeah man he's got some ham-mitts, he couldn't catch a cold

by Bobsdobs August 15, 2011

Ham Sandwich

1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8

I have a ham sandwich in my pants today.

by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003

ham on the bone

when a guy engages in sexual intercourse with an obesely fat woman

"john enjoys a nice ham on the bone"

by tric565 January 20, 2007

Clit Ham.

Large amounts of ham being shot of the female or in some cases male vagina, clit ham will often travel at high speeds and will stain the clothes if the shot is on target. Usually shot from the vagina of a Kiersten. See Kiersten Ham for more information.

Clit Ham. I got it all over my pants! This will NEVER come out dude!

by MooFarmHam August 26, 2010

ham slam

Stuffing ham inside one's tight rectum

Suzie was acting like a slut, so I pried her rectum open and ham slammed her.

by pdude618 June 18, 2016

Slam-Hammed

Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.

After the ten hours at the bar and 20 shots I was completely slam-hammed.

by Ben Filippini May 24, 2003