stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018

she got dat ham

the phrase "she got that ham" means that a girl is not too fat or not too skinny and she has a nice amount of "meat on her bones" not necesarilly the ass but more of the whole body as in legs as well.

damn you see that girl? she got dat ham

by TrizzleSk8_ July 6, 2010

Bro-ham

A title for a male figure, whose familiarity is that of a brother.

What's up bro-ham?

by KuriKuri October 25, 2008

go ham

go Hard As a MotherF*cka, putting forth a lot of effort

I go ham when I'm playing ball...I give it all I got.

by nicjae June 10, 2009

like a hobo on a ham sandwich

to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found

As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.

by Jehc Reed June 25, 2005

Bad Ham

A girl that has a flabby ass and loose vagina, but good for meaningless sex. Usually a girl you wake up next to and run away from as soon as possible. It is appropriate for your friend to yell "BAD HAM, BAD HAM..." when making a reference to your one night stand with her or girl like her. Sometimes the word is best used with a funny hand gesture or a finger wagging. Origin of word: Abilene, Texas.

"Damn man, how drunk were you? She is a straight up bad ham!"

"There was a group of black people swarming around that bad ham. They love bouncing that kind of ass."

"Hey Nolan, BAD HAM, BAD HAM!"

by jawsattack07 December 14, 2009

weezy ham

a douche move or bad idea

Dude, that guy just made a total weezy ham

by superfragils March 25, 2010