i have cancer

when you have cancer you have cancer :D

You i have cancer.
see it's easy to use it

by Its not my real name September 1, 2017

have a cow

To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.

Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
(have a cow)

by Nick D October 21, 2005

Eddie Van Halen

If Jimi Hendrix is Jesus, then Van Halen is Saint Peter.

"Holy shit," Someone watching Eddie Van Halen play.

by Sanitykiller June 17, 2009

Why do I have to be Steve-O?

A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.

One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.

1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*

2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?

by Timmis Edwards June 29, 2011

These Words have meaning!

A phrase that originally started from popular website "WordswithMeaning!" which implies the person believes the thing said is meaningful in some way.

Tinfoil hat man 1: Bro, I reckon the economic crisis is some bullshit that the government made up to put the prices up

Stupid friend: Yeah man, These Words have meaning!

by 8008sarenice November 7, 2011

Don't you have something to mop up?

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.

Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?

by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009

havenism

A youtuber

Kale "Did you see havenisms new video?"
Reese "Yea I disliked it too!"
Kale "cunt..."

by the lorders January 5, 2014