Goose

A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.

Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now

by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019

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dusty goose

Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)

He retaliated to her unwanted advances by giving her a Dusty Goose.

by Plinytheelder August 8, 2021

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Clapping the Goose

To vigorously masturbate.

"I caught ol' Nick in their clapping the goose after hours in the employee bathroom."

by Goose-Grappler-27 January 18, 2019

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Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

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Goose

A person who behaves in a way that is not the norm. They are quirky and more often than not choose the wrong thing when presented with options, just because...
They are adorable though😒

Look at Oscar N, he is being a goose...again.

by You_Can't_Handle_the_Truth August 30, 2019

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