Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck 

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.

Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.

Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck by MereMoneyWitAPony42069GangGang May 25, 2019

Sly Goose 

An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.

" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "

Sly Goose by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

wild goose chase 

when you've killed all but one of your enemy's units (in a RTS game) and the last of the enemy's units is roaching around, possibly in your base killing your workers, until your enemy sees that you've sent your entire army at his last unit and consequently runs his last unit around the map, leading your 50 unit army on a wild goose chase for 30 minutes until he abruptly resigns when your army closes in on his unit.

OMG, I thought I won the game, but his last light cavalry was harassing my economy and I had to send my entire army to lead a wild goose chase after that last light cavalry unit for 30 minutes - and then that bastard resigned just when his light cavalry fell into my ambush.

wild goose chase by inquilinekea October 15, 2008

Silly Goose 

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.

That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick

Silly Goose by Tubleez December 23, 2008

giggle goose 

One is called this when one can not seem to stop laughing, or laughs often at many things.

Trey: Hah HAH hah!!

Taylor: "Trey you are such a giggle goose! Plus you are a tool."

giggle goose by Kaleighi December 16, 2008

the goose fair 

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

the goose fair by the_goose_man October 20, 2011

Pink Goose 

An oxford slag who likes to flash her geese at people on the internet, and is also into self-fallatio.

She also has a partner reffered to as her "Pink Goose Partner", who is usually from Huyton.

JakJak being their main source of prey.

That Pink Goose and her Huyton bird have been luring people into their HP bottle with their bacon again!

Pink Goose by GingerSexyMan123 July 28, 2012