google symptom

Got a headache? Google says you gonna die soon. thats what a google symptom is.

Guy 1: Bro i sneeze.
Guy 2: *calls googles
google: yeah you dead fam

google symptom

by llamakinng December 6, 2018

Google Whack

Jerking off over porn on your computer but having Google open in another window incase you get caught.

I just Google Whacked, but my mom caught me.

by Psymon- March 28, 2007

Google

The overlords

Google watches and tracks your every move

by >anon June 22, 2015

Unedited google doc

A phrase used to describe uncultured racist white people mostly Americans

Why don’t you add some spice unedited google doc😀

by Relatable-tantrum thrower March 30, 2021

google farming

The act of farming for gold, items, and experience for use in MMORPG type games, such as World of Warcraft, by searching for third-party service providers using Google.

It took me less than an hour to acquire 1000g by google farming.

by Michael Apodaca July 16, 2007

googleblock

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had googleblock, I think I need a latte, or maybe a stiff scotch

by cosmicdee May 9, 2008

Google Beta

A product (usually computer-related) that is so stable and usable that running it in real time production environments is not only possible but recommended even though the product is marked beta. Comes from Gmail being in beta forever but still being awesome.

Man, Windows 7 is such a Google Beta! I run it on my main machine and haven't had any problems.

Universities have outsourced their email to Gmail because it is so awesome; it's a Google Beta!

by SovereignGFC January 21, 2009