grandmaster nigger

Like grandmaster sub-zero form 'Mortal Kombat' the derivative grandmaster nigger harnesses the power of slavery and cotton to defeat his foes but due to his lack of right's he is never able to win a single round even if he does complete his final fatality move called the ' KKK cotton shackle chainsaw' which involves a chain covered in cotton to be whipped at the opponent piercing his upper abdomen and then being whipped again but this time the chain wraps around the opponent's neck, pulling him toward grandmaster nigger where a KKK mask is then placed on his head and is then strung up to a tree and then covered gasoline where he is then lit on fire and left to burn, grandmaster nigger finishes his move by saying "stupid fucking niggers".

person 1: How come he can never win?
person 2: Oh, because its grandmaster nigger he doesn't have the rights to win

by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020

Grandpa Knighting

When your grandpa knights you with his penis.

"Now son, it is important for you to hold still for your Grandpa Knighting"

by MKDS March 17, 2008

ur grandpa transvestite

This is worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma tranny". This phrase should NOT be messed with and should ONLY be used under critical circumstances.

timothy: ur mom gay

me: no u

timothy: then ur dad lesbian

me: *red eyes* omae wa mou shindeiru
me: UR GRANDPA TRANSVESTITE

timothy: *instantaneously dies of embarrassment and defeat*

by donaldtrumpisntmydad March 11, 2018

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.

Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

by iThinkItsFate March 13, 2018

grandpa daddy

the salutation used by a child that is the result of father/daughter incestual sex.

woman; "you'd better not let grandpa daddy know we've been having sex!"

tween; "ok mommy, but grandpa daddy told me the same thing too!"

by Paul J Parkinson August 31, 2006

gaandmasti

Gaandmasti is derived from the word Gaand which means the Arse. Basically gaandmasti means to do masti with your Gaand. Masti means to enjoy. So whoever is enjoying his arse getting fucked or loves his arse getting fingered can be termed as doing "Gaandmasti".

Bhonsadee wahan Gaandmasti karne gaya tha raat ko??

Chutiye!!! Gaandmasti mat kar.

Abey aaj Gaandmasti karne ka mood hai!

by DeadlyScholar August 23, 2011

grandpa hands

Grandpa hands is when you soak your hand in warm water for 20-30 minutes. When your hands are good and wrinkled you pleasure yourself, just like your grandpa used to.

Last night I sat in the hot tub to long so I thought I would take advantage of my grandpa hands and pleasure myself.

by mellow man 77 August 17, 2011