pokey bum fun

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.

gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.

by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008

Friday Fun Night

Friday nights when the goal is to have as much fun as possible. The first fun thing that comes to mind you do.

It's Friday Fun Night and we're having a good time!

by lookinforlove85 May 25, 2011

food to fun ratio

The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.

"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."

"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."

by Sorryboutcholuck February 16, 2010

two tons of fun

A large woman who knows how to please a man.

Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!

Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!

by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008

un-fun fascist

people who are not fun and hate everything fun

Andras Lenart is an un-fun fascist

by Alex Bohner June 12, 2007

Ton-o-Fun

A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.

You see that women over there, that is what you call a ton-o-fun.

by A-Man March 31, 2005

Massachusetts Fun-Dip

The act of taking ones hand like a fun-dip stick and licking it then dipping it in a pet or loved ones ashes then fisting the ashes into your ass

“There goes Douglas. That boy always Massachusetts Fun-Dips there must be something wrong with him”

by Muppet-God October 30, 2017