When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.
gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
by Ryan J Gallagher December 05, 2008
by Vincent J. Marchese May 03, 2006
The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.
"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."
"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."
"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."
by Sorryboutcholuck February 16, 2010
by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp December 20, 2014
Friday nights when the goal is to have as much fun as possible. The first fun thing that comes to mind you do.
by lookinforlove85 May 02, 2011
Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!
Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008
A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.
by A-Man April 01, 2005