pokey bum fun

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.

gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.

by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008

food to fun ratio

The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.

"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."

"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."

by Sorryboutcholuck February 16, 2010

Happy-Fun-Time

Another way to say 'sex' without your teacher knowing what you're talking about.

Hey Bob, did you hear that Stacy & Steve had happy-fun-time last night?

by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp December 20, 2014

two tons of fun

A large woman who knows how to please a man.

Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!

Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!

by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008

un-fun fascist

people who are not fun and hate everything fun

Andras Lenart is an un-fun fascist

by Alex Bohner June 12, 2007

Massachusetts Fun-Dip

The act of taking ones hand like a fun-dip stick and licking it then dipping it in a pet or loved ones ashes then fisting the ashes into your ass

“There goes Douglas. That boy always Massachusetts Fun-Dips there must be something wrong with him”

by Muppet-God October 30, 2017

Ton-o-Fun

A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.

You see that women over there, that is what you call a ton-o-fun.

by A-Man March 31, 2005